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????? the best “you might be an ISU fan” joke yet
@vivathematadors I was tiny the last time ISU had a baseball team.. a Saddle Tramp asked a P what he’d do w/ no tea… https://t.co/at8dbAjPC1
67-203. If you just have nothing to do with your life, and like watching middle school ball, then you might just be an ISU fan, #WreckISU
66. You might be an iowa state fan if every joke you see on the internet about your team is either about corn or about incest
Key season stat:
Number of games Tech's D has given up 50+:
2015: 5
2016: 3
2017: 0
#TTVE
RT @TexasTechFB: Less than 1⃣ hour away!
⏰ - 11:05 a.m.
? - @FS1
? - @DoubleT973
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? - FOX Sports Go app… https://t.co/dwri3JFxd5
BIG 12 PREVIEW: Iowa State has consecutive Big 12 wins going to Texas Tech https://t.co/ygsQIjkpLZ
Iowa State seeks to continue surge in visit to Texas Tech https://t.co/NXJVe5cqiR
Secret scrimmages start today; Here are today’s best ones: St. Mary’s at Utah, Georgia Tech at Auburn, Davidson at Tenn; Towson at Richmond.
63. If a backup QB is the greatest thing to ever happen to your school
64. If if your current QB is on most ppls scout team
61. If this is your post grad career choice
62. If this is also your school’s jersey
58. If you failed your IQ test
59.If you didn’t know you can’t fail an IQ test
60. If the average temperature is higher than your IQ
55. If you’re starting QB just doesn’t feel like playing
56. If you can’t blame him
57. If you don’t know why he came there in the 1st place
53. If you call everyone a “stupid liberal” or “crazy conservative”
54. If you don’t know what those words mean
51. If you can’t follow this list mostly because you can’t read it
52. If you’re using this list to help you learn to count
48. If you can’t spell corn but know how to cook it
49. If you can’t cook corn but your mom and wife can
50. If they’re the same person
46. If you’re annoyed that these tweets aren’t threaded
47. If you don’t know what threaded tweets are
45. If Mack Brown, Pete Carroll, and Tom Herman all went to your school but none of them wanted to coach there
43. If you made corn into whisky but it didn’t make your baby feel frisky
44. If it did and now you have a son and nephew on the way
