Thanks for your suggestions! $100 USD to @orangewoodfdn and the @MaryParrishCntr. Better late than never, right?
I will donate $100 to a local charity of the city whose team beats the Ducks, resulting in Randy Carlyle's hiring/the Leafs getting a pick.
Now that he's in charge we'd probably welcome the wall - as long as we could climb over it to winter in Florida