Fans Everywhere Are Slobbering At The Chance To Try Devin The Dugong’s Algorithmically Generated Sandwich

Opening Day is just around the corner, and if you follow the local news, there's a decent chance you've been treated to a sneak peek of your home team's bold innovations in the ballpark concession space.
Thu, Mar 27
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Take Me Out To The Staff Chat
The damn bats are about to start cracking any second, closely followed by the gloves popping.
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An MLB Preview Containing All The Information One Could Possibly Hope To Ascertain About The 2025 Season
Well look at that! It's time for baseball.
Wed, Mar 26
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Zero Lessons From 54 Years Of My Fantasy Baseball League
It is Opening Day tomorrow, which means the peak of Fantasy Draft Season is today.
Mon, Mar 24
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Bob, That’s The Wrong Bryce!
No baseball reporter delivers the goods as consistently as USA Today's Bob Nightengale, by which I mean nobody else in his field possesses even one percent of his ability to make dispassionately tweeting news and information related to Major League Baseball a constant struggle.
Wed, Mar 19
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Department of Defense Backtracks After Deleting Jackie Robinson Article For “Woke DEI”
On Tuesday night, that an innocuous article on the Department of Defense website honoring MLB legend Jackie Robinson's sporting and military career had been removed.