Pete Rose Will Spend The Afterlife As A Cudgel
On an otherwise calm day for the president (only blaming one country for being invaded is a light day by his standards), he announced his intention to For what, we're not sure, and with jurisdiction he does not have, he has decided that Rose needs to be reintegrated into America's good graces in the way Rose expressly said he didn't want it: posthumously.
Sun, Mar 30
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Aaron Judge Destroys Pitchers, So Don’t Be A Pitcher And You’ll Be Fine
Jake Bauers looked history right in the eye and spat dead on its cornea.
Players:
Thu, Mar 27
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Take Me Out To The Staff Chat
The damn bats are about to start cracking any second, closely followed by the gloves popping.
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An MLB Preview Containing All The Information One Could Possibly Hope To Ascertain About The 2025 Season
Well look at that! It's time for baseball.
Wed, Mar 26
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Zero Lessons From 54 Years Of My Fantasy Baseball League
It is Opening Day tomorrow, which means the peak of Fantasy Draft Season is today.
Mon, Mar 24
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Bob, That’s The Wrong Bryce!
No baseball reporter delivers the goods as consistently as USA Today's Bob Nightengale, by which I mean nobody else in his field possesses even one percent of his ability to make dispassionately tweeting news and information related to Major League Baseball a constant struggle.
Wed, Mar 19
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Department of Defense Backtracks After Deleting Jackie Robinson Article For “Woke DEI”
On Tuesday night, that an innocuous article on the Department of Defense website honoring MLB legend Jackie Robinson's sporting and military career had been removed.
