We Are Invincible, We Are Already Dead
In which we explain both why your team will win it all and why your team will lose it all.
Today
Wed, Apr 2
- MLB
Are The Brewers Going To Be Okay?
Tricky one here for Betteridge's Law of Headlines - a 'no' would be pretty unexpected, right?
Teams:Brewers
Royals
- MLB
Torpedo Bats in Acquisition
A Bronx bombardment exploded torpedo bats into the public consciousness on Saturday.
Teams:Yankees
- MLB
Kyle Tucker’s Walk Year Is Off to a Strong Start
The Cubs' new right fielder — and the potential head of the 2025–26 free agent class — has homered in four straight games.
Teams:Cubs
Astros
- MLB
Ian Happ Addresses His 2017 FanGraphs Scouting Report
The Chicago Cubs outfielder had a promising bat and questions about his defensive home.
Teams:Cubs
- MLB
A Refusal To Mourn the Retirement, by Podcast, of a Pitcher in St. Louis
In a sports culture that values the sleek, the flashy, the new, Lynn was husky and hirsute and as reliable as a KitchenAid stand mixer.
- MLB
Effectively Wild Episode 2304: You Say Suspension, I Say Extension
Ben Lindbergh and Meg Rowley banter about several oddities of the early season, including pitcher Ryne Nelson’s single and a drone encounter with an A’s bat boy, then discuss Jurickson Profar’s PED suspension, Garrett Crochet’s extension, and Jonathan Lucroy‘s reaction to Roki Sasaki’s apparent post-start tears, before bantering about whether full ABS would encourage even […].
