Group Led By Private Equity Ghoul Buys Boston Celtics For $6.1 Billion
Weeks after the Boston Celtics won the 2023–24 NBA championship, owner Wyc Grousbeck announced that the team was up for sale.
Fri, Mar 28
- NBA
Out Of Nowhere, Memphis Grizzlies Fire Coach Taylor Jenkins
Less than a month before the NBA playoffs begin, the Memphis Grizzlies that they have fired head coach Taylor Jenkins.
Teams:Grizzlies
Thu, Mar 27
- NBA
ESPN: LeBron James, On ESPN, To ESPN: “ESPN.”
LeBron James went on ESPN Sunburn Lord Pat McAfee's show on Wednesday; while there, he said some mostly anodyne stuff about Michael Jordan and talked a little about his sons Bronny and Bryce.
Tue, Mar 25
- NBA
The Lakers Are Puking And Shitting At An Inopportune Moment
The Los Angeles Lakers dropped a game to the Magic Monday night, 118–106, in Orlando.
Teams:Bulls
Magic
Fri, Mar 21
- NBA
The Mavericks Don’t Want To Talk About Their Creepy AI Video In Which Anthony Davis Points A Gun At His Head
At this point, it would be hard to blame anyone for coming to the conclusion that the Dallas Mavericks will never climb out of this pit.
Teams:Mavericks
76ers
Thu, Mar 20
- NBA
It’s The Damn Sandro Mamukelashvili Game
So much of this portion of the NBA season feels sloggy and labored, even after you allow for the drama of multiple seedings battles—West places two through eight and also ten and eleven; East places four through six; the sewage gumbo of the Southeast Division—and the lopsided Vengeance Pageants being staged by Jimmy Butler against Miami and Luka Doncic against Dallas.
Teams:Spurs
