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Ep. 561

Massive Report — Wed, 21 Oct 2026 11:10:44 GMT

The Columbus Crew snatch some valuable points from rivals FC Cincinnati ON THE ROAD! Now they turn their attention to Saint Louis and the prospect of winning a trophy in the 2026 season.

S5E34: ...and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF

Tue, 20 Oct 2026 15:23:49 GMT

S5E33: Flordang It

Tue, 13 Oct 2026 14:28:34 GMT

Ep. 560

Massive Report — Tue, 13 Oct 2026 12:35:16 GMT

A wise man once said "the ball lies... A LOT." And that seemed to be the case for the Columbus Crew against Orlando City on the road. Murph, Bart, and Sam look at what took place in Orlando and how that translates for some very crucial upcoming games including one with a trophy on the line.

S5E32: 858-UPPER90

Mon, 05 Oct 2026 15:14:31 GMT

S4 EP12 - BONUS - Belgian Tour News & Personality Tests

Fri, 02 Oct 2026 19:03:42 GMT

S5E31: Cry'ami Tri-Pod

Wed, 30 Sep 2026 14:05:32 GMT

Ep. 559

Massive Report — Tue, 29 Sep 2026 18:38:57 GMT

Let’s try this again. The Columbus Crew stun Miami FC in the 98th minute to secure all three points at home. What was different on Sunday? Murph, Brett, and Bart look back at what took place.

Episode 220: Do Worry, Pipa's Handsy

Fri, 25 Sep 2026 02:14:00 GMT

Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in good ole' Andy Condom (in Spanish) and talk about how the radical left has cancelled yet another one of our feral male attack pigs. Brought to you as always by injecting bone broth straight into your limp dick to cure weakness, this is ACES Radio; a show about the Columbus Crew.

Ep. 558

Massive Report — Wed, 23 Sep 2026 20:33:54 GMT

The Crew go on the road and avenge their home loss to Montreal. Next, the take on Miami at home.

Episode 32 – 9/23/26

Wed, 23 Sep 2026 20:06:24 GMT

S5E30: Double Banger w/ Dunc!

Mon, 21 Sep 2026 16:55:10 GMT

Episode 31.5 – Mini Episode of Crisis – 9/20/26

Sun, 20 Sep 2026 22:14:54 GMT

S4 EP11 - We All Dream of the U.S. Open Cup

Sat, 19 Sep 2026 01:43:03 GMT

S5E29: Scotts Miracle Spirit Halloween

Tue, 15 Sep 2026 14:32:14 GMT

Ep. 557

Massive Report — Tue, 15 Sep 2026 11:53:14 GMT

The Crew gave us some hope with the win against Colorado, only to regress with two consecutive losses to DC and New York Red Bulls. What are we doing here? Can this team right the ship in the remaining 10 games? Can they show something different against Orlando in the Open Cup semi final? Brett, Patrick Guldan, Bart, and Sam explore the ailments and possibilities.

S4 EP10 - Back in Business

Wed, 09 Sep 2026 19:02:19 GMT

S5E28: Win #400 (w/ Margin)

Tue, 08 Sep 2026 11:26:00 GMT

Episode 31 – 9/5/26

Sat, 05 Sep 2026 20:34:49 GMT

S5E27: Brown Bag Head Time

Tue, 01 Sep 2026 15:18:57 GMT

Ep. 556

Massive Report — Tue, 01 Sep 2026 12:02:14 GMT

The Crew have lost 4 games in a row in league play. Can this team be fixed? Is it coaching? Players? Player mentality? These are all questions that Murph, Bart, and Sam try to answer

Episode 219: Front Office Pants-Shitting

Fri, 28 Aug 2026 02:08:00 GMT

Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Ralph Schudel and Travis Irvine to fight the final boss of Nordecke restructuring: Bronte. Find out who has the deepest vag in their book club, hint: it's Morgan. Evonne stopped by to lie about what I said about the depth of my vag, which is why that bitch was not allowed on the show.

Ep. 555

Massive Report — Tue, 25 Aug 2026 12:06:26 GMT

Welp, that didn't look good. A rough week for the Columbus Crew produces ZERO points in two games of league play. What's happening to this team? Brett, Bart, Murph, and Sam try to make sense out of what they have seen from this team since the world cup break.

S5E26: Boys Don't Cry

Mon, 24 Aug 2026 14:38:42 GMT

EP. 554

Massive Report — Tue, 18 Aug 2026 11:49:52 GMT

Crew advance in Leagues Cup then proceed to lose on the road in Charlotte in MLS action. But hey, at least no injuries, right? Matt Goshert joins Murph and Sam to look at the two games that took place last week, and due to schedule congestion, the two games that are taking place this week too.