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S5E31: Cry'ami Tri-Pod

Wed, 30 Sep 2026 14:05:32 GMT

Ep. 559

Massive Report — Tue, 29 Sep 2026 18:38:57 GMT

Let’s try this again. The Columbus Crew stun Miami FC in the 98th minute to secure all three points at home. What was different on Sunday? Murph, Brett, and Bart look back at what took place.

Episode 220: Do Worry, Pipa's Handsy

Fri, 25 Sep 2026 02:14:00 GMT

Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in good ole' Andy Condom (in Spanish) and talk about how the radical left has cancelled yet another one of our feral male attack pigs. Brought to you as always by injecting bone broth straight into your limp dick to cure weakness, this is ACES Radio; a show about the Columbus Crew.

Ep. 558

Massive Report — Wed, 23 Sep 2026 20:33:54 GMT

The Crew go on the road and avenge their home loss to Montreal. Next, the take on Miami at home.

Episode 32 – 9/23/26

Wed, 23 Sep 2026 20:06:24 GMT

S5E30: Double Banger w/ Dunc!

Mon, 21 Sep 2026 16:55:10 GMT

Episode 31.5 – Mini Episode of Crisis – 9/20/26

Sun, 20 Sep 2026 22:14:54 GMT

S4 EP11 - We All Dream of the U.S. Open Cup

Sat, 19 Sep 2026 01:43:03 GMT

S5E29: Scotts Miracle Spirit Halloween

Tue, 15 Sep 2026 14:32:14 GMT

Ep. 557

Massive Report — Tue, 15 Sep 2026 11:53:14 GMT

The Crew gave us some hope with the win against Colorado, only to regress with two consecutive losses to DC and New York Red Bulls. What are we doing here? Can this team right the ship in the remaining 10 games? Can they show something different against Orlando in the Open Cup semi final? Brett, Patrick Guldan, Bart, and Sam explore the ailments and possibilities.

S4 EP10 - Back in Business

Wed, 09 Sep 2026 19:02:19 GMT

S5E28: Win #400 (w/ Margin)

Tue, 08 Sep 2026 11:26:00 GMT

Episode 31 – 9/5/26

Sat, 05 Sep 2026 20:34:49 GMT

S5E27: Brown Bag Head Time

Tue, 01 Sep 2026 15:18:57 GMT

Ep. 556

Massive Report — Tue, 01 Sep 2026 12:02:14 GMT

The Crew have lost 4 games in a row in league play. Can this team be fixed? Is it coaching? Players? Player mentality? These are all questions that Murph, Bart, and Sam try to answer

Episode 219: Front Office Pants-Shitting

Fri, 28 Aug 2026 02:08:00 GMT

Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Ralph Schudel and Travis Irvine to fight the final boss of Nordecke restructuring: Bronte. Find out who has the deepest vag in their book club, hint: it's Morgan. Evonne stopped by to lie about what I said about the depth of my vag, which is why that bitch was not allowed on the show.

Ep. 555

Massive Report — Tue, 25 Aug 2026 12:06:26 GMT

Welp, that didn't look good. A rough week for the Columbus Crew produces ZERO points in two games of league play. What's happening to this team? Brett, Bart, Murph, and Sam try to make sense out of what they have seen from this team since the world cup break.

S5E26: Boys Don't Cry

Mon, 24 Aug 2026 14:38:42 GMT

EP. 554

Massive Report — Tue, 18 Aug 2026 11:49:52 GMT

Crew advance in Leagues Cup then proceed to lose on the road in Charlotte in MLS action. But hey, at least no injuries, right? Matt Goshert joins Murph and Sam to look at the two games that took place last week, and due to schedule congestion, the two games that are taking place this week too.

S5E25: No Ouchies = Win

Mon, 17 Aug 2026 15:39:09 GMT

S5E24: Leagues Cup Crew Catsup

Fri, 14 Aug 2026 00:16:40 GMT

EP. 553

Massive Report — Tue, 11 Aug 2026 11:17:38 GMT

The Crew capture a second win and go for a third in Leagues Cup competition. What have we learned so far from seeing the new signings and playing styles over the last 2 games.

Ep. 552

Massive Report — Tue, 04 Aug 2026 11:41:23 GMT

It's been a busy couple of weeks for the Columbus Crew and it's only going to get busier with the arrival of Leagues Cup action. With things happening on all fronts, Murph, Bart, and Sam look at the three games post World Cup break, multiple player movements, Leagues Cup, and even MLS's brand new commissioner.

S5E23: Cry'ami

Mon, 03 Aug 2026 16:22:51 GMT

Episode 30 – 7/31/26

Sat, 01 Aug 2026 02:24:23 GMT