SportSpyder - The Latest Columbus Crew Podcasts

S5E37: Malort + Fireball = Chicago Fire

Tue, 10 Nov 2026 15:18:19 GMT

Ep. 564

Massive Report — Tue, 10 Nov 2026 13:18:20 GMT

The Columbus Crew are FULLY IN THE PLAYOFFS!! Not in a play-in game. IN THE FULL PLAYOFFS QUALIFICATION and will be taking on Miami in the first round. Bart, Brett, and Sam look at the Decision Day comeback against Chicago on the road, and how this team, the one the was in 15th place in the East approximately 7 weeks ago, has managed to get into playoff contention.

Episode 221: The Crew and Nancy Pelosi

Fri, 06 Nov 2026 02:57:00 GMT

Join the Latin Boys as they finally address the connection between the 2026 Columbus Crew and former speaker Nancy Pelosi. Hashtang impeach Bronte. Hashtang lil blasters.

Ep. 563

Massive Report — Tue, 03 Nov 2026 13:37:29 GMT

Well, what do you know? THE COLUMBUS CREW HAVE CLINCHED A PLAYOFF SPOT!! Bart, Brett, and Sam look at how we got here, the game against DC United and how things can shape up on decision day.

S5E36: Playoffs + Aplogies

Mon, 02 Nov 2026 15:59:18 GMT

Episode 33 – 10/28/26

Wed, 28 Oct 2026 20:54:25 GMT

S5E35: Won a Cup....kinda

Tue, 27 Oct 2026 15:15:04 GMT

Ep. 562

Massive Report — Tue, 27 Oct 2026 12:15:06 GMT

The Crew squander opportunities to win the Open Cup against St. Louis and lose in PKs. The same Columbus Crew turns around and drops FOUR goals on Toronto FC. The good, the bad, and the ugly of the last two games, and what is to come in the final three matches of the regular season.

Ep. 561

Massive Report — Wed, 21 Oct 2026 11:10:44 GMT

The Columbus Crew snatch some valuable points from rivals FC Cincinnati ON THE ROAD! Now they turn their attention to Saint Louis and the prospect of winning a trophy in the 2026 season.

S5E34: ...and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF

Tue, 20 Oct 2026 15:23:49 GMT

S5E33: Flordang It

Tue, 13 Oct 2026 14:28:34 GMT

Ep. 560

Massive Report — Tue, 13 Oct 2026 12:35:16 GMT

A wise man once said "the ball lies... A LOT." And that seemed to be the case for the Columbus Crew against Orlando City on the road. Murph, Bart, and Sam look at what took place in Orlando and how that translates for some very crucial upcoming games including one with a trophy on the line.

S5E32: 858-UPPER90

Mon, 05 Oct 2026 15:14:31 GMT

S4 EP12 - BONUS - Belgian Tour News & Personality Tests

Fri, 02 Oct 2026 19:03:42 GMT

S5E31: Cry'ami Tri-Pod

Wed, 30 Sep 2026 14:05:32 GMT

Ep. 559

Massive Report — Tue, 29 Sep 2026 18:38:57 GMT

Let’s try this again. The Columbus Crew stun Miami FC in the 98th minute to secure all three points at home. What was different on Sunday? Murph, Brett, and Bart look back at what took place.

Episode 220: Do Worry, Pipa's Handsy

Fri, 25 Sep 2026 02:14:00 GMT

Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in good ole' Andy Condom (in Spanish) and talk about how the radical left has cancelled yet another one of our feral male attack pigs. Brought to you as always by injecting bone broth straight into your limp dick to cure weakness, this is ACES Radio; a show about the Columbus Crew.

Ep. 558

Massive Report — Wed, 23 Sep 2026 20:33:54 GMT

The Crew go on the road and avenge their home loss to Montreal. Next, the take on Miami at home.

Episode 32 – 9/23/26

Wed, 23 Sep 2026 20:06:24 GMT

S5E30: Double Banger w/ Dunc!

Mon, 21 Sep 2026 16:55:10 GMT

Episode 31.5 – Mini Episode of Crisis – 9/20/26

Sun, 20 Sep 2026 22:14:54 GMT

S4 EP11 - We All Dream of the U.S. Open Cup

Sat, 19 Sep 2026 01:43:03 GMT

S5E29: Scotts Miracle Spirit Halloween

Tue, 15 Sep 2026 14:32:14 GMT

Ep. 557

Massive Report — Tue, 15 Sep 2026 11:53:14 GMT

The Crew gave us some hope with the win against Colorado, only to regress with two consecutive losses to DC and New York Red Bulls. What are we doing here? Can this team right the ship in the remaining 10 games? Can they show something different against Orlando in the Open Cup semi final? Brett, Patrick Guldan, Bart, and Sam explore the ailments and possibilities.

S4 EP10 - Back in Business

Wed, 09 Sep 2026 19:02:19 GMT