
Defector
Pete Rose Will Spend The Afterlife As A Cudgel

On an otherwise calm day for the president (only blaming one country for being invaded is a light day by his standards), he announced his intention to For what, we're not sure, and with jurisdiction he does not have, he has decided that Rose needs to be reintegrated into America's good graces in the way Rose expressly said he didn't want it: posthumously.
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