It’s opening day 2.0 and the Cubs still aren’t playing when the sun’s out.

Opening Day part deux is on the way and David Brown is on hand to discuss all of the important things you need to hear before the season restarts anew.

Since the message board is permanently fucked, we could just put our keepers and rounds here in the comments for the 2025 season.

Sure, the Dodgers might have the best player of his generation and two other Japanese fireballers, but there’s no dispute that the Cubs’ Japanese players returning home to play in next week’s games are more fun.

Baseball’s hat designers learned the hard way that there are many, many words for breasts all over the world.

The Remember This Crap tour around the diamond remembering the greatest (and other) Cubs players at each position has reached the hot corner.

Oleg is back from a whirlwind trip to Cubs spring training, Innings Festival and his first look at Toilet Flapper Field and he has stories to tell.