When Hans kills Ellis, we gasp. When Holly punches Thornburgh in the face, we cheer. I rest my case, bubby.
Here's where you're wrong, Deitsch: Though we'd detest both guys in real life, Ellis has an unmistakable (albeit cheesy) charm. He's fun and sorta ridiculous. Thornburgh is just a humorless, self-important ****, with no redeeming qualities.
Because Ellis is amazing, and he negotiates million-dollar deals for breakfast. (Also, you're dead wrong. TV sleazeball Richard Thornburgh is the most detestable character in the Die Hard universe.) #TeamEllis #WhiteKnight