You: With Crosby, Malkin, and Kessel, the Pens are a force. GAR Man: WELL, ACTUALLY, MALKIN AND KESSEL ARE OLD AND BUSTED. DOMINIK SIMON > MALKIN AND ZACH ASTON-REESE > KESSEL BY GAR, GLORIOUS GAR. You: Simon plays a lot with Crosby and- GAR Man: GAR CARES NOT FOR ROLES.
You: Patrick Kane scored a ton of points for Chicago, he's the best part of a bad Chicago season. GAR Man: YOU FOOL, STROME AND DeBRINCAT HAVE HIGHER GAR THAN KANE. THAT MEANS MORE THAN ACTUALLY SCORING. You: Uh...how? GAR Man: DON'T QUESTION THE MODEL You: ...
You: Will Butcher seems good but given how the Devils bleed shots like a sieve, I can't say he's all that. It'd be cool if they had a top tier guy like, say, P.K. Subban GAR Man: YOU FOOL, HIS GAR IS +10.3! SUBBAN IS SUB REPLACEMENT AT -0.6! BUTCHER IS 10X SUBBAN! You: Wha?
RT @DevilsInsiders: #DevilsDaily: https://t.co/nMxZD3I1ME Some general #NJDevils talk today, touching on Tom Fitzgerald's hints of wanting Jesper Boqvist to be a C, the future of the coaching staff, what Bingo players we'd still like to see up & how we realistically see the rebuild playing out. https://t.co/jQIGDKCzL5
First look inside the New Arena at Seattle Center construction project! #ReturnToHockey STORY | Seat removal, utility relocation and much more happening inside as construction crews prepare for “hard demolition.”... https://t.co/DKzj1SARZ1