Baseball’s Sort Of Back
Having the regular season start before Opening Day is a prospect as indulgent as it is unreal—once you're up early to watch the Los Angeles Dodgers play the Chicago Cubs at 6 a.m. ET, you may as well buy in, even if the game had a nasty hangover.
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Wed, Mar 19
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Department of Defense Backtracks After Deleting Jackie Robinson Article For “Woke DEI”
On Tuesday night, that an innocuous article on the Department of Defense website honoring MLB legend Jackie Robinson's sporting and military career had been removed.
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Fans Everywhere Are Slobbering At The Chance To Try Devin The Dugong’s Algorithmically Generated Sandwich
Opening Day is just around the corner, and if you follow the local news, there's a decent chance you've been treated to a sneak peek of your home team's bold innovations in the ballpark concession space.
Mon, Mar 17
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Joey Gallo Is Going To Give It A Shot
Since the beginning of the 2017 season, Joey Gallo's first full-time season in the major leagues, he and Juan Soto have hit exactly the same number of home runs.
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Mon, Mar 10
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Rob Manfred Is The Face Of An Elite Mutiny Against Rays Owner Stuart Sternberg
It is not easy to wade through without whiplash: "As he considers walking away from a stadium deal in St. Petersburg, Fla.
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Wow, Perfect! A Hat You Can’t Read!
As a collector of many novelty hats, I know that sometimes there is joy in people struggling to read your hat.
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Spring Training Is An Attack On Me Personally
Like any good fan, I was delighted by the return to my television of .
Thu, Mar 6
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Ah, Jeez: Goodbye Ball! Goodbye Again! Goodbye A Third Time!
Baseball is a beautiful game.
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